i see a lot of bruising, your knife may or may not be sharp enough, but even if it’s sharp, the edge is likely not fine enough for perfect chives. you can thin your knife behind the edge to overcome this.
ABoyWithNoBlob
Day 1000 of this sub beating a dead fucking horse.
Coercitor
No wonder she left you, were you this sloppy in bed?
mangosal
See you tomorrow
dbowman97
I’ve been cutting chives till I move on. Going on a decade now.
She told me to tell you those are like your Johnson; thin, and beaten to death.
AgencyInformal
Where am I? r/kitchencels ?
Plan0nIt
I’m waiting on the dude to take cig breaks until reddit says that’s enough.
TheosXBL
u/KarmaKrazi 🙂
malicious_joy42
I hate these fucking posts so much.
concreteunderwear
I mean honestly at this point would it kill you to slow down and cut with good forward motion, a sharp knife, and equal distance between slices? Bruising/smashed cuts all over and some slices are twice as wide or more than others. The same problems you’ve had this entire time.
One-Future2932
We already have a chive guy, pick something else to cut
pedanticmerman
NO! There can be only one.
Sicpooch
I feel your pain bro! 😭 SHE CHIVED MY HEART!
hookedcook
When did cutting chives become a thing? Always see these posts, how many dishes do you sprinkle chives on and who runs the restaurant where cutting chives is worthy of taking a picture of and putting it on the internet
Helpful-Conference13
As bruised as your ego. See you indefinitely.
mynameisnotsparta
Please grovel your apology today so she takes you back today. Thank You.
-Gimli-SonOfGloin-
NoImagination8397
godspeed, chef 🫡
ComfortableTime4111
The only way to get over your ex is to perfect the art of the CHIVES
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not today, see you tomorrow
i see a lot of bruising, your knife may or may not be sharp enough, but even if it’s sharp, the edge is likely not fine enough for perfect chives. you can thin your knife behind the edge to overcome this.
Day 1000 of this sub beating a dead fucking horse.
No wonder she left you, were you this sloppy in bed?
See you tomorrow
I’ve been cutting chives till I move on. Going on a decade now.
Harakiri. For the love of God….
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I can see they hurt you.
She told me to tell you those are like your Johnson; thin, and beaten to death.
Where am I? r/kitchencels ?
I’m waiting on the dude to take cig breaks until reddit says that’s enough.
u/KarmaKrazi 🙂
I hate these fucking posts so much.
I mean honestly at this point would it kill you to slow down and cut with good forward motion, a sharp knife, and equal distance between slices? Bruising/smashed cuts all over and some slices are twice as wide or more than others. The same problems you’ve had this entire time.
We already have a chive guy, pick something else to cut
NO! There can be only one.
I feel your pain bro! 😭 SHE CHIVED MY HEART!
When did cutting chives become a thing? Always see these posts, how many dishes do you sprinkle chives on and who runs the restaurant where cutting chives is worthy of taking a picture of and putting it on the internet
As bruised as your ego. See you indefinitely.
Please grovel your apology today so she takes you back today. Thank You.
godspeed, chef 🫡
The only way to get over your ex is to perfect the art of the CHIVES
You are never ever ever getting back together.
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Posts that will outlive the internet itself
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Could’ve been an all-star, Chef
Is there a way to filter out posts containing the word “chives”?
What is happening here oh dear